You Are Not Alone

Well, well, here we are, in the midst of all the f@^king Christmas stuff*.

It's not just you, this season is different.

It's not fa la la la la. It's more FA LA LA LA LA.

We're... not right.

Maybe you're sad, staying in a lot, and wanting to ignore the world.

Maybe you're partying hard, trying to get in all the fun before *it* begins.

Maybe you're going along with it but are internally like blah blah blah.

Maybe you wake up angry and are mentally indexing everything that frustrated you before you get out of bed.

Wanted to send you a quick note to let you know: you're not alone.

Personally, I vacillate between all of these feelings, sometimes within the same hour OR THE SAME SENTENCE.

To help you out I got some comedy resources to make your holiday burn a bit brighter:

• Yule Log With Friends: I perform 10 different characters for 40 minutes each by the fire. Also made into art pieces. It's better than a traditional yule log video because it's weird.

• Retail therapy: I got some fun merch on my website and via TeePublic. Merch to meet your misfit needs, including my influencer character having a bird poop on her head and my character Judy's infamous quip "Your petty excuses haunt my dreams!"

• On the Street Interviews: Find out how your family rates in terms of holiday weirdness.

• Stressful Relaxation Meditation by Judy, Park Slop Food Coop Volunteer Manager: Pass this onto your friends who were/are part of a food coop!

*I, too, am horrified that I'm channeling Melania** at a time like this.
** The "f@^king Christmas*** stuff" scandal feels like 85 million years ago.