Solutions for Morons Who Don’t Practice Social Distancing // Reconcile the Aisle Podcast
“You can fix a lot of things. That’s why erasers were made. But the one thing you can not fix is stupid.”
Some people have taken preventative measures to stop the spread of COVID-19 … and some have not.
The spring breakers on the beach in Miami? The Karens screaming at community board meetings about that masks violate their civil rights? The people who knew they had symptoms but spent time around people at risk?
It’s frustrating and maddening. So I brought in the funniest person I know — my dad. If he took to the mic he would be a famous comedian who would hopefully let me open for him. His knack for metaphors would make any writer jealous.
In this episode he breaks down how he would handle these transgressors. Solutions include: blood-thirsty Great Whites and diarrhea medication. He even has a great punishment for annoying influencers.
If you’ve been frustrated by the poor behavior everywhere you’re going to laugh cry at all of the insane solutions my dad puts out there.
You can listen in on your favorite podcast platforms.